They are the most depressing things in the world.
Here is part of one
I have given up on the frozen dinners. Too expensive and not really very good.
The picture on the package looks wonderful but I don’t think it is really a picture of what is inside.
Maybe they have a special camera. I would like to have them take my picture with that camera. I bet I could look like Brittany Spears or at least Rita Heyworth.
- her: my mom was actually preparing to become an astronaut, but then she didn't use a condom and BAM! here i am
- her: lol
- me: Hello?
- female: How is my sexy, silver-haired fox tonight?
- me: This is his son.
- female: Will you tell him I called?
- me: Sure thing.
- female: Thank you!
- me: No problem.